March 2012
kinglullaby asked: Hey you! Just wanted to drop by and say that your magnificent rap artistry was off the chain homie G skiznazzle. As well as perhaps hecka adorable.
if someone had just
fuckin
written me some dave/john fan fiction
this never would have had to happen
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In case you were wondering I literally rapped that...
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~*~*~the plush rump rap~*~*~
laughs myself to my grave
7u7 replied to your post: hahahahahah i regret everything
finish this GO ALL THE WAY EMILY
i cant do this anymore. im sorry
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hahahahahah i regret everything
nsfw……. wjem did johns clothes come back wEIRD maybe dave was jealous of someone who might look through a window and see his virgin bod
hahahahahahahahahahha fuck i cant post this
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fuck it im just gonna write my own
how do you … write fan fiction by the way
no, i dont even care, fuck it
2 be continuesd……………
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someone needs to write me dave/john fan fiction because ao3 isnt updating with shit & a girl has needs
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i guess everyone knows who tops in my headcanon now
looks to the sky
theres no going back emily. you ship john/dave. you made a my little pony version of yourself. you made a fantroll. youve roleplayed.
you are a piece of shit.
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February 2012
crowry:
on a completely different topic, i fell asleep last night imagining how dante basco is going to feel when he’s introduced to tavros
like is he going to have fatherly feelings for this kid
dante you can’t protect that child
he’s not real
and then i fell asleep
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emily says: (12:11:50 AM) HOYL FUCKING SHIT!!1 madi says: (12:12:35 AM) i think i love her. emily says: (12:12:54 AM) MADI WE CANT SHES SO UGLY madi says: (12:13:05 AM) DSJFHKSJHGKDFJHGSKDJFGSDF GBUT BUT I LOVE HER!!!!!! I LOVE HER emily says: (12:13:16 AM) I LOVE HER TOO SHES SO HARDCORE AND COOL BUT SHES SO UGLY MADI. MADI SHES SO UGLY. madi says: (12:13:28 AM) im laughing so fucking hard
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COUNT SOM-E WOOLB-EASTS BITC)(
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im sorry but is it just me that can completely see young condense opening up an alternian rag to feferis cheery fucking mug headline ‘-EMPR-ESS LOV-ES YOU! glub!’ and then literally going BLUEHHGHGUHGUGHUGHUGHGUG GUHGUHG GUH GUH GUHGU I AHTE HER and then razoring off her well groomed empress 2 be locks as the biggest eff you to the man.
ok im sorry she just rules more n more with...
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Slime Fairy says (8: 19 PM):
*also that whole 'PUNK ROCK, YEAH!" thing is on purpose cause remember all the trolls kinda fit into internet culutre sterotypes and these guys seem to be going pre-internet types
like the 50's librarian
emily says (8: 20 PM):
*woah
*i didnt even think about that!
*wait, thats what mindfang is supposed to be???
Slime Fairy says (8: 20 PM):
*well just look at her
emily says (8: 21 PM):
*I DIDNT EVEN
*THAT DIDNT EVEN OCCUR TO MEEeeEEE
Slime Fairy says (8: 21 PM):
*I'mn not even the first person to call her a librarian
Slime Fairy says (8: 22 PM):
*and with her open wearing of the sufferer's symbol puts the "nice christian girl" beat on it too
emily says (8: 22 PM):
*omg.
emily says (8: 23 PM):
*IM BLIIIND
*AND STUPIIIIIIIIID
*I DONT DESERVE TO READ HOMESTUCK
Slime Fairy says (8: 23 PM):
*heehee
*OH
Slime Fairy says (8: 24 PM):
*ALSO REMEMBER
*that if these are young ancestors
*that Feferi is the emperress
*And her rule is nice and happy
*So how do you rebel against nice happy calm parents?
Slime Fairy says (8: 25 PM):
*"YEAHHHHHH
ROCK OUT!"
my predictions for horrible ancestor fashions
yummytomatoes:
gamzee-makara:
kaddie:
crocs
kitten heels
overalls
anything corduroy
uggs and short shorts
combover
fanny packs
anything from avril lavignes fashion line at kohls
what are you talking about these are all great
These would be greattttt LOL also
Signless with bowl cut
just reading all of these is making me so happy and its changing my mind because its like the bad...
f0relskett asked: My brother is into homestuck
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dirksexualityerasure:
:33< listen here you cumslut
villainsgoleft:
glitternyans:
leftyaoi:
and the award for ugliest character goes to…..
How is she ugly? Sure, that design doesn’t really fit the Feferi we all know, but it’s not ugly, just alternative to what we’re all used to.
she’s ugly because ugly is a subjective term
and i am giving out the award lmao
other people are free to think she’s cute but i think it’s an ugly design
...
cymbeline-house:
emmilions:
cymbeline-house:
hussie should be put to death for crimes against character design
BUT ANNIE I THOUGHT YOU’D LIKE THE NEW TROLL DESIGN SHES JUST LIKE YOU! look how punk metal rock she is
wow 3 eyebrow rings and rat tails down to her arse that’s some grade A gross webcomic punk
shes only got two eyebrow rings doesnt she????? but either way yeah. yeah....
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ahahhahahahah oh my ffucking god i cant do it im sorry im really trying to draw her but i just burst out laughing four brush strokes in
cymbeline-house:
hussie should be put to death for crimes against character design
BUT ANNIE I THOUGHT YOU’D LIKE THE NEW TROLL DESIGN SHES JUST LIKE YOU! look how punk metal rock she is
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crunchcaptain:
remember when the dirk flash came out and everyone was saying the condesce was hot
HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAH remember when we defended homestucks character design
crunchcaptain:
i cant
her everything not even just the hair
im laughing…………………………………..
THE EYEBROW PIERCINGS…..
IM…………. NOT…. ok…..
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whAT THE SHIT
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I just woke up and there’s a patch of gauze taped yo my left eye and instead of wondering about it I fumbled around for my iPod so I could tell tumblr first
ok im really really sick so i might be...
what arhe ytTHEY WHAT ARE THEY??? WAHT IS THIS
cymbeline-house:
emmilions:
cymbeline-house:
people who call me “babes”:
bus drivers
men on bikes in the park when my dog won’t fuck off out their way
i call you babe… in bed..
well i’m not talking about BABE in SINGULAR everyone calls me THAT
THIS IS DUMB WHY ARE YOU NOT ON MSN.
cymbeline-house:
people who call me “babes”:
bus drivers
men on bikes in the park when my dog won’t fuck off out their way
i call you babe… in bed..
ajaxsgirlfriend replied to your post: ajaxsgirlfriend replied to your photo: i was a…
yeah well she owns. but only as a bitch mum and not as wtf she is now. a kid??/ what?? ever??
SHE RULES SO HARD THOUGH SHES SO SASSY AND DRUNK AND SHE PLAYS EARTHBOUND SHES LIKE OUR LOVE CHILD except neither of us really like cats i dont think. or pink
ajaxsgirlfriend replied to your photo: i was a JOHN/DAVE SHIPPER FROM THE VERY…
refuse to believe i ever said “awww” re homestuck
you did. you did. we also talked for a bit about how much you liked roses mom
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annie: i gotta tell you i hate homestuck and i want it to burn in hell and i dont know what a fansession is
madi: AMEN
emily: shes lying
emily: she loves homestuck
emily: oh wait no not madi madi genuinely hates it
i honestly want to just crawl inside of this enormous chat log where annie is laughing at jade being a furry and im contemplating tesla and tyler collins and how i can be as anime as they are and then i just scream about bro and daves ‘sick ass’ fight
and just smile and die happy
yes……………… yes YES OMG
IFOUND THE CHAT LOGS WHERE I STARTED READING HOMESTUCK AND LIKING IT
DECEMBER 31ST, 2010 HOLY SHIT THAT IS A LONG ASS TIME AGO
i thought jade was a boy and i said this
emily: WHEN ROSE AND DAVE INTERACT
emily: THEIR CONVOS ARE THE BEST
annie: ugh I HATE ALL PESTERLOGS
emily: THEYRE SO GREAT!!!! THIS IS SO GREAT!!!
annie: THIS IS...
tonights regular show was really good because when rigby was in his coma and everyone was standing beside his hospital bed and benson opened his fucking gob and started saying ‘well i hope you learned something from all of this’
i literally thought
‘punch him’
and then mordecai did
and thats why it was good. that is why regular show is a good show
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ajaxsgirlfriend replied to your video: 01. Introduce yourself! 02. What are some of your…
i had to stop watching this bc you talked about manga too much
good this is why you are my best friend. i swear
if you knew about my sordid obsession with secondhand kisses and fiery shoujo rivals i just
i couldnt live
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dante basco is making me so nostalgic for when i first started reading homestuck….. i know for a fact i have like. the exact moment i became serious about it in a chatlog with annie i wonder if its saved
i really want to go find it now…….. because at first it started out as a joke like ‘haha ANNIE lets read this shit together and laugh about how fucking awful it is....
nO one send any more ok. i want to to do all of them but its starting to become Too Much
giantbeardface asked: I am not going to lie, I really have nothing to ask but I kinda would like a comic. So...why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?